-I probably already don't like you. But talk to me-
Bonnie Patrice Parenteau♥
-Eli Ryan Esmay is sooo secksy
-can be a bitch though
-addicted to food c:
-gets annoyed easly
-nothing close to a whore
-Eli is my favorite
-Kip is a sexii whore:D
-Ethan is amazing, but he hates me):
R.I.P Bonnie Lea Parenteau ♥
I'm a good person to vent out on, I listen and tell people good advice but I never listen mine.
I’m very competitive I play sports. I love the scent and flavor of vanilla. Its proven to calm people. But that’s not why I love it. Haha . I have a laugh that sounds like a dieing pig. I usually like to solve things with violence . I just get too angry.I think I might have to take anger management.
I’m akward when you first meet me. Sometimes I’m even super shy, I’m usually doing some weird thing off in a corner of a room Like painting a tree on my shoe or something. I love hanging out with my friends. I try to have as many friends as possible. I don’t start drama,I try to avoid it. But it follows me around like I have a magnet up my fricken ass. I get annoyed easly. I mean VERY easly.If you have a problem with me,say it to my face i'd have more respect to you if you did . if you didnt I'd just tell you too grow a pair.I'm a very lovble person if you dont do bad things to me over and over. then im not me anymore. & I FUCKING H4T3 IT WH3N PE0PL3 TA1K 1IK3 D1$.
I don’t mind when my room is messy but I freak and clean other peoples rooms. I tend to solve things with violence-I hope i get this in your head. I eat like a fat person,I actually never stop eating. I usually raid other peoples kitchens . I’m usually super bouncy ,I skip a lot. When I’m home alone I dance around the house ,singing and hoping the neighbors don’t see me . I’m usually creeping on my friends. Just because I can . I want to make a impact on people from around the world. Even if i'm hated at my school,im not hated by the world. I want to be a good person. I want people to remember me after I die. I want to change peoples lifes,Not for the worst ,for the the best.
If you read all of that, I love you.
but i love eli more. because eli is my -pretend- girlfriend. which makes her better than you. kthanks.
BONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. patrice parenteau.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LOSER RIGHT HERE.
she's adorable (obviously). i don't think you could ever top her looks, no matter how hard you tried. but we all knew that. ;jealous;
so like, you will go lesbian for bonnie (yes, even if you're a guy. it just works like that). she's THAT amazing. i mean, c'mon. look at that face, & tell me you didn't just orgasm everywhere.
now for the most important part... the part where i break your heart & ruin your life by telling you bonnie loves me more than she loves you. because i'm so hawt. kthanks.
SO ANYWAYS, bonnie. ;o
i llloooove you. c; you're so damn PRETTY. you just don't know it yet. but you will. because i'll tell you everyday, no matter how much it annoys you. because i'm such a butthole like that. xD
you're so funny. i think your 'bonnie moments' are fucking adorable. :3 even though they caused me to spill what was left of my dr. pepper. . _.
you're paying for another one. js.
yeah, you're hella pretty, & uber funny. you're the bestest pretend girlfriend ever. i'm gonna stop writing now. cause if i don't, i won't stop. xD
I LOVE YOU BONNIE ♥
- eli c:
ohhhmygosh. bonnie is the most amazing girl i've ever met. she's seriously perfect. she's beautiful & so fucking funny & nice & everything you could ever want.. and my finger smells like apples and it's scary me. okay. anywayzz. you can talk to her, but you can't have her, because she's MINEE and i don't share. >.< oh and she's my valentine and you're jealous. :) okaii i love you bonnie and i hate everybody else. xD