A vacuum has one job and that's to be sucky. They are meant to suck things. Yet my vacuum refuses to do that one task. If it was human it would fail as a slut...
HEY. Hey you. Yeah, you, right there. You’re fucking awesome, and you deserve to smile, okayy? So fucking smile. Now. DO IT. You deserve to be happy dammit. Please be happy.
Black -I want a relationship with you. Green - I`m falling for you. Purple - I miss you. Orange - I really like you. Pink - I love you. Yellow - You`re amazing. Blue - You`re friendly. Grey - We need to talk more. Silver - I want your number. Red - You`re awesome. Rainbow - You`re my everything. Indigo - Marry me?
Well that was stupid...I ate both ends of my taco and the meat kept falling out and...I have NO plates D: So I just shoved the taco in my mouth Y.Y Its freaking hot D':
Oh...My...God...Today was awesome! :D Went trick or treating with my friends and..Oh it was just a blast xD Now I sound like a little kid...Dun mind me though xD
I aint gonna let you keep lying to me...You may be a friend but if your a friend then your supposed to be a friend not a lying sack of crap that likes to see people sad...Grow up and face reality cause one day this is going to turn around and bite you in the ask >.>
Im sorry I make mistakes...Who doesnt though? Im sorry im a freak...Arent we all just a little? Im sorry I got chub...Were just fluffy is all! Im sorry I cant do anything right...We all do it sometimes...Dont we? Im sorry I choose to make decisions that could risk everything...Didnt you? Just once? No? Yes? Maybe? Im sorry I did bad things to myself...Did you? Im sorry I go against everything you tell me not to do...You did it too...Didnt you? Im sorry I have scars and secrets...Dont you?
So like...I aint gonna be on the computer for a LONG time...Long story...D'x Just know im not ignoring people or anything im just...*sigh* My life is being taken away from me...How am I going to survive? D'x This just proves people are right for when I need to get a life...>.>' Well I love you peoples...Im sowwy D'x
I had to go get my friend and her fiance from a party...Let me tell you the mother in me came out...I had to make sure they made it to the toilet and everything last night...Havent slept all night...They better love me!! >.< Getting high and drunk as skunks...What is wrong with them >:o
IF YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN PUT THIS ON YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU.... (1) Crazy. (2) I'd marry you. (3) I'd date you. (4) Sarcastic. (5) I miss you. (6) I'd kiss you. (7) Beautiful. (8) Smart. (9) Imaginative. (10) Random. (11) Jerk. (12) Funny. (13) Awesome. (14) Amazing. (15) Tough. (16) Cute. (17) I'd hit you with a bus. (18) I love you. (19) Weirdo. (20) Friends Forever
So like...I almost died...No joke O.O' My neighbor caught me on fire...By accident...Let me just tell you...Stop, drop, and roll does work! I thought I was going to die though O.O'
Girl: Can i have ur stick?
Boy: No. Are u crazy?
Girl: No i just really want ur stick!
Boy:No that belongs to someone!
Girl: Wait what the hell do u think im talking about?
Boy: my dick!
Girl: ewww no i want ur pepporni stick.
Boy; Oh.....ok...Here
Girl: thank u and runs away
Boy: freak
92% Of teenagers will cry if they saw Justin bieber or Miley Cyrus at the top of a building about to jump. if you're of the 8% that's gonna grab a chair, eat some Skittles and scream ''JUMP!!'' post this on your profile :P
What. The. Heck? I was sitting here and next thing I know theres an apple just chillin there...when it wasnt there before o.O I dont know if I should be scared or just eat it? o.O *Shrugs shoulders* Ill just eat it xD
