Status Updates by FlyinMachine

So I just tried to message someone I'm not a friend with since it now gives you that option and it tells me I can't message them because I'm not friends with them. Well jeez, are ya fuking st00pid er somethin'??!

Everyone's in either in a shitty mood or not replying. Not the least bit surprised. Bye miserable peoples.

Now that I can preemptively see the message that people send me I have even less ambition to reply to them

If you're gonna accept my friend request, please, at least reply to me and don't be boring

I had a dream that someone actually hacked my account on this and changed my name to "SmokinMachinex" or something hahahaha

Off to work; to create and learn! lol I wish be back in 4 hours.

And that's the jist of it, kids.

Did you know my last name is Dyck? I bet you didn't.

I saw the name "Jocelyn" and the first thing I thought of was "Jocelyn deez nutz!!" and then I burst out laughing at my own joke hahhHAHA. I need sleep

Y'know, I really wouldn't be offended if you guys messaged me or something like really, it'd be kinda nice.

THANK YOU GREAT METAL GODS FOR GRACING ME WITH THINE GLORY ONCE MORE!

Can you seize the day?

Off to my Easter party! I haven't replied to just about anyone today because, well.. I just don't feel like it. Time to embrace reality!

Hol y FUK werher are people? Ervyone's bein boring aS FUK

I'm far too detached from any emotions at all to want to talk to any of you :/

Off to twerk my life away. See you on TV!

Last time I checked, bipolar was an affliction, not an adjective.

Why am I so beta?

Well at least this website isn't filled with fedoras and flame shirts

Off to play Secret of Mana for money. As in go to work and play on my iPod... Don't miss me too much.

So do people talk here or do they just post shitty, edited pictures, talk about dying their hair and cry?

I'm streaming Katawa Shoujo on Twitch. Come watch if you wanna see me cry! www.twitch.tv/flyingmachine29

I just passed 3k points. How many do you guys have? I wonder if mine are anywhere near impressive. I doubt it...

How could I ever find myself so in love with a weeaboo simulator? Jeez, I adore Katawa Shoujo

I love you, Lilly-sama n.n

I don't believe you can "love" music if you do not first hate it

Okay, cool. It is

Is this site working, yet?

Who asked if bees have genitals? I just found something that could answer their question but GOD damnit, you can't scroll down to more statuses on this stupid site.

I fucking hate Ghost Houses in Super Mario World...

Jared was here

Just add me on FB. www.facebook.com/justajared. I'm not accepting everybody...

You know what? I'm probably never coming on here again lol

If there's one thing I hate about this website that isn't the people themself or the fact that the entry button can't tab down and auto-posts in comments in statuses it's people being able to change their name. Seriously, fucking quit that.

Why the fuck is everyone watching The Nightmare Before Christmas? I just saw 3 statuses, almost in a row

I think, therefore give her the dick

Why does everyone reply at the speed of snail, if at all? Hurry up, m8s!

I don't post NEARLY enough on this silly site to counter everyone's dumb statuses. I honestly don't know why, tho

I love you guys except for the ones that never reply to messages fuck you guys

I hate talking about music. Especially with anyone on this site. Just a heads up, m8s

Austism

There have been times where I've refused to add people just because their about me's are so long, pointless or just plain fucking generic

Hi guys. I'll give you like... $5 or something if you talk to me. Well, probably not but it's worth a try, right? TALK!

Hi talk to me

Hi there. tfw limited computer access. Yeaahh... I won't be on much for a while. I'll miss you kiddos <3 Don't all sewer site without me!!

going 2bed gnite qts

Well, holy shit. Congratz, Felix!

LF qtgf 2talk2

Semen stains the mountain tops

I loooveeee yooouu Jesus Chrrrrrrrrrrisssssssssssttttttt