Status Updates by TheLegendOfZelda

how much bang can i get for my buck??

wow. me suh herny. can u wear mah vaginal flaps as lingerie i like u betr dat way bby quakes

rub me in all the wrong waysss

subscribe to me c; www.pheed.com/Iduntunderst4nd

sigh.

School tomorrow. yayayayaya. no. /////////

Adding for the points, don't feel appreciated.

e.e sigh. So. Tired.

Poop. Story time c; Okay. So one day. This girl met this guy. and she was like ohmergawd I lurve him . and they got 2gether. And all da girls were jealous. And she got pregnant. And they all died. The end.

People always come to me with their shitty problems. I don't fucking care. When do people ask me if I'm okay? Or that they're always here for me when I need them? Never. Cause they just care for their stupid problems.

If you're ugly.. and I added you it's... only for the points c;

"You told me you'll love me no matter what", "But you're a 30 year old man". "Only on the outside, BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY".

‎" Jesus is black. Ronald Reagan is the Devil, And the government is lying about 911 ".

Making signs... any faggot want one? No.. okay.

Okay, Guise.. I fucking love Jose.Licks.Your.Nose kay? My bitch. Back da fuck back.

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. - Amen

I hate you all. Thought.... I'll share.

I'm just a poor boy, Nobody loves me. HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOOOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY. Easy come, Easy go, Will you let me go? BISMILAH, NO!! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GOO. I officially... have NO LIFE ._.

I always get more request when I'm listed as an guy ._. WTF

I LOVE marcos.krutch AND i like poo :3

I pray by the grace of God that there's somebody listening. Give me a chance to be that person I wanna be.

My mother told me to find somebody to live with .___. as if its that easy o-o

Where did I find my guy? I used Christian Mingle c:

Lol watching Juno c:

I found Mine and Sophia's song we wrote xD www.twitlonger.com/show/i16uf6

GIRLS BE JEALOUS BRAYDON IS MY BBFFFLLL AND HE HATES YOUR PUSSIES. Kbyethx c;

BRAYDON HAS HURRY ASSHOLE. I know this cause... cause. Cause. u.u

Braydon is such a twat... I wish he'll lick my buttcrack already to get it done with! ;c

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I'll move to Paris, Shoot some heroin, And fuck with the stars.

My hair is so fluffy today and it smells like mints c:

._. I dunno if this is a sign that my life is shit.

Watching spongebob ._.

I can't get what we had off my mind.

Whores ._.

Come back to me it's almost easy.

Deep inside where nothing's fine, I've lost my mind. You're not invited so step aside.

I should really stop caring for people.

I'm so fucking hungry. My life sucks ._.

._. Fuck this.

I really want a new piercing ._.

HAIL TO THE V

I drove by a house in my neighbor hood that had a sign saying " Crack house " o-o

How do you move so much with an ass full of cocks?

I ask myself everyday why do I try? I'm going to bed. Morning cuntbags.

" I've seen a lot of boobies, I've seen a lot of cunts ".

Dickey ride.