Status Updates by savcoran

How are you feeling today? Me, I'm feeling bonerific! XD

SINGLE OR NOT put this as your status and see who INBOXES you <3 = I want a relationship C: = Im falling for you c; = I really like you ;D = Your fine (; = Your sexy :b = I want to kiss you :$ = Your bas :X = I like you Shh! :p = I have a secret too tell you 2= I like u but im in a relationship 6= Your cute 9= I regret leaving you

Boobs...................That is all.

Just because your life sucks, doesn't mean you have to shove them in my face and expect me to make you feel better. That's selfish and just rude.

If you get a penis tattooed on your penis, is it double penetration? :P

Thinking about starting my own phone plan later on this month. If I do, I'll have a new number, fewer minutes, and less time to use it. With that said, please don't text me non-stop for the coming month.

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur.

IF YOU'RE NOT A CHICKEN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!! (1) Crazy (2) I'd marry you. (3) I'd date you. (4) Sarcastic. (5) I miss you. (6) I'd kiss you. (7) Beautiful. (8) Smart. (9) Imaginative. (10) Random. (11) Jerk. (12) Funny. (13) awesome. (14) amazing. (15) tough. (16) cute. (17 I'd hit you with a bus. (18)I love you. (19) Weirdo. (20) Friends forever. (21) Marry me? (22) Your mine! (23) I never wanna lose you

Have a question? Ask me! ask.fm/savcoran

ask.fm/savcoran Please ask me something. :(

Ask me something! XD ask.fm/savcoran

Ask away my lovelies. ;P ask.fm/savcoran

IF YOU'RE NOT A CHICKEN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!! (1) Crazy (2) I'd marry you. (3) I'd date you. (4) Sarcastic. (5) I miss you. (6) I'd kiss you. (7) Beautiful. (8) Smart. (9) Imaginative. (10) Random. (11) Jerk. (12) Funny. (13) awesome. (14) amazing. (15) tough. (16) cute. (17 I'd hit you with a bus. (18)I love you. (19) Weirdo. (20) Friends forever. (21) Marry me? (22) Your mine! (23) I never wanna lose you

Guess who had a bomb threat at school today

Text me and tell me your username! 270 217 9935

On facebook: Teen Girl: I'm so sad. *20 guys comment* Nerdy Teen Guy: If we can throw away all this food, why can't we stop world hunger? *no comments*

*Girl takes sexy pic* Me: Unplug your curler. You're wasting power. Them: Oh okay then. Me: XD

Inbox me.. SINGLE OR NOT put this as your status and see who INBOXES you <3 = I want a relationship C: = Im falling for you c; = I really like you ;D = Your fine (; = Your sexy :b = I want to kiss you :$ = Your bas :X = I like you Shh! :p = I have a secret too tell you 2= I like u but im in a relationship 6= Your cute 9= I regret leaving you

Good night folks! Just so you know, I'm gonna sleep on the couch.

Time to get gutsy! Inbox me telling me: Would you have sex with me? What position? and Where would we do it? COPY THIS AND SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE

That moment someone takes a sexy pic, and you point out something completely random in the picture. XD

Single or not post this in your status and see what you get in your inbox: C: - Just friends c; - You're always on my mind. (;- Have sex with me? :b - You turn me on :$- Can we have phone sex? :X - Sexy roleplay :p - Sex in a public place >_< - Sex in the shower ^_^ - Lap dance. *stolen*

Can someone please get me a Cherry RC? Pretty please? :3

Skype: savcoran

Message me and tell me your secret. I promise I won't tell anyone.

Damn internet keeps going on and off. -_- #firstworldproblems

If you're reading this, you're probably in high school or close to that time. If you're feeling down and want to give up on life, don't. Giving up now is not only cowardly, but is also selfish. You leave everyone behind in depression and you will never know what you will have missed. Keep pushing on and eventually things will get better.

Pokémon pickup line. GO!

I'm 18 now! XD

Two people having sex is a twosome. Three people having sex is a threesome. Four people having sex is a foursome. Now I know why they call you handsome. XP

Sing for me peasant!

PUT THIS AS YOUR STATUS IF YOU'RE NOT SCARED, SINGLE OR NOT! IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO? Dont scare me to much !

Hey guys! I'm almost 18! Yep, turn 18 next week and I've already got some sweet gifts on the way. Titanium Hot Spot and a vehicon plus $100 cash. Whoever my friend is in florida is going all out on this one. :P

Wanna text? (319) 472-7018

Boobs

Oh my god! I almost started crying because of this show. If you ever watch Keitai Sousakan 7, you better brace yourself for the final episode. :')

Boobies!!! That is all. *walks off stage*

Miss me?

Players gonna play...................VIDEO GAMES!!! XDDDDD

First world problems..............name a few.

Take it as you want...

So guys, what should my profile pic be?